Sunday, January 28, 2007

You Know You Are Living in 2007 When ...

No long-winded post today. Three weeks ago it was an ear infection. The last week and a half it was the Flu. Now I have a calcium stone in my submandibular salivary duct. I didn't even know i had salivary ducts, let alone you could get stones in them! Quite painful and annoying. Next week I'm trying for leprosy. =/
A Calendar ... DUH!
Anyhow, I am blatantly ripping this off from another website, but since that website has blatantly ripped it off from yet another website, who probably blatantly ripped it off of even another website, and it is likely it was ripped off from dozens of prior websites that got it from a chain e-mail, I don't feel guilty for posting it here and amusing you. I added a few of my own, too. hehe

You Know You Are Living in 2007 When ...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. When you laughed, you thought of the letters L O L.

14. You've introduced to yourself using your screen name in a face to face meeting.

15. You have more than one screen name.

16. You know more people online than you do in real life.

17. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list

20. You are now thinking of things to add to this list.

^.^ If you do have more to add to the list, drop in the comments section!

And because fart jokes are STILL funny, and because a friend requested more, enjoy this little clip from Canadian Idol, eh?

4 comments:

Bruiser said...

Okay, that WAS funny! Somebody actually requested fart jokes? Who's the sick pup who did that? It was Waffle, wasn't it?

Raivynn said...

No. Wasn't Waffle. Dunno if the ol' breakfast pastry even reads this? I should monk for him andlet him die ... then say, "Oops. sorry, I was working on my blog. You know, the one you don't read!" I'm evil that way.

Nope, the request was from a friend who does read it, but never comments. Actually, that's not true. He did post once.

I got more fart gags (pun intended), but i'm holding those for other times when I'm sick or don't wanna do a write-up blog. hehe

Russell said...

Is it bad that I IM the guy at the desk right next to me? Almost as much as I talk to him during the day....

To be honest, I has more to do with keeping our conversation private vs. public to the rest of the room, but still...

baby girl names said...

Hahaha. That is so funny yet true and it's gotten worse since then:)Thanks for sharing!