Thursday, January 11, 2007

Tiger by the Tail

Ever since the shocking "Tigger Punch Incident" of a few days ago, I've had my Flock of crack researchers tracking down more info on this story. On more than a few occasions I've been called by one website or another and told to get the Flock out of there. But, through their flocking diligence, we've landed evidence that the tensions between anthropomorphic Tiggers and humans goes all the way back to early days of primates and tigers.

In the video below, you will see an eerily close re-enactment of the more recent events in Disney. Even then, the primate couldn't resist messing with the formally calm tiger. Even going so far as to attemtping to pull it's head off, too! I wonder if the mama monkey later hired a lawyer bird to sue the tigers for attacking her precious, innocent, little babies?

As George Santayana so wisely once said, "Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

So let us end this escalating insanity and join with STOP (Saving Tigers Oppressed by Primates) to bring about a peaceful closure to this violent era of our mutual history, and move forward into that bright future of peaceful coexistance and harmony. A future were tigers and primates can work, and yes play, together without bigotry, without hatred, and without senseless head pulling and bitch slapping. This, my dear readers, is a future we should all support.

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