Friday, January 19, 2007

Cuz Fart Jokes ARE Funny!

Once again, here I am later than usual with a post and have nothing to post about. I've got all sorts of ideas, sure. I even have done pre-planning like I thought about in a previous post. I have all sorts of material I could write about, but my head is throbbing and full of sinus cavity discards, and I'm pretty worn out.

There are 4 people (and two cats) in the household. Of those four, two are sick. Not sure if it's cold or flu, but it's something with nasal leakage, temperature rise-age, and body ache-age. The third looked like he was getting sick last night, and not much better this morning. That leaves yours truly.

And I think I'm getting whatever creeping crud has cast its infectious tendtrils into the rest of the family. =/

So, ummm .. yeah.

Here's a fart joke to tide you over until tomorrow. Breathe shallow ...

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time."

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"

"Hmm," says the Doctor,He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.The patient is thrilled.

"Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

Oh, and I wouldn't advise eating whatever this guy had ...


Bruiser said...

Oh yeah...fart jokes are funny. Until you become the "butt" of one of those jokes. That's when the humor ends. ;-)

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