Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Signs, Signs ... Everywhere There's Signs - Part 2

Continuing yesterday's post about silly signs ...

Except, of course, this one ...Maybe they are talking about M. Night Shyamalan's movie?











All School Buses Are Now Required to Wear Orange Hunter's VestsFrighteningly, this odd sign combo almost has relevance with today's violence among school kids. But, more likely, it's because drunk hunters cannot tell a deer from a school bus.










They Might Get StuckIs this a real problem in whatever town this is?

You'd think that if someone actually did try it, they would stop pretty quick. Unless they were drunk hunters fresh from shooting school buses. They might need this sign.





I Think the Ratings for this One are a Bit OffNow there's a movie to take the kiddies to! Or, drunk hunters.










What if Your Credit Card Melted?Do they rifle through the fried corpse's pockets for the fine, or is it transferred to the unlucky bastard's heirs? I suppose it might really be a clean-up fee. You know how hard it is to get fried on foods off of a cooking pan.





In a Bejeing AirportBest. Bathroom Sign. Ever.



Today's Penny Doubled Daily Cumulative Amount for 65 days is:

$368,934,881,474,191,032.31

5 comments:

Hawkman said...

..love the signs...love your ad libs even more!! You are a hoot!

Bruiser said...

the last 2 were the best. I laughed at the instant death followed by a $200 fine. Good luck collecting that one guys!

Doug E. Pudge said...

I nearly fell out of my chair over that movie sign and I agree with Bruiser, the fine is classic comedy. B4T

Penguino pepper said...

Loved the signs.

Not sure about hitting balls against fence, I have a rough idea though.

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Russell said...

I found a great site a couple years ago that archived tons of these kinds of signs. I was rolling all night. Let me see if I can find it again...