Jokes My Kids Told Me
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Q - What do you get when you cross a centipede with a chicken?
A - Drumsticks for Everyone!
Q - Why couldn't the elephant get on the airplane?
A - Because his trunk wouldn't fit in the overhead compartment!
Q - How do you keep a moron in suspense?
A - I'll tell you next week!
Q - Why was 6 scared?
A - Because 789!
Q - What did one IM'r say to the other IM'r when he noticed the last donut was gone?
A - OICU812
Q - Why would you never starve on a beach?
A - Because you can always eat the sand which is there!
Q - If one child has 6 2/3 sand piles and another has 3 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?
A - One! (If you combine them, there is just one)
Q - What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
A - To cover cows!
Q - What one word has the most letters in it?
A - alphabet
Q - What is the longest word in the English language?
A - smiles (there is a mile between each s!)
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